All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
That goes double for kittens!
How can there be bad kittens? I look around at the shredded piles of toilet paper and I see only good kittens who sometimes do bad things. That said, it is pretty hard to shake the sense that Tangerine is truly a bad, bad kitten pretending at occasional goodness -- what's with all the glowing demon-eyes in the photos!!
- Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters, 1999
US writer (1962 - )